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Say Yes To Yachting

By: juniorsimmsPublished: 08/17/2001
 
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    and (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (08.17.2003 0:59:04 AM EST)


    also a keg of beer in a pear tree.

    hahahahahahahaha

    I've always said (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (08.18.2001 8:18:15 PM EST)

    There is no substitution for forethought and planning.

    Marvin is right, the Coastgard will know you're not legit if the deck isn't covered with topless babes.

    Thanks JS.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    Ain't it the truth! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.17.2001 1:18:34 PM EST)

    Good toon, JS.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    International waters (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (08.17.2001 10:46:05 AM EST)


    Where the party begins.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Or Me ........ (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.17.2001 8:08:59 AM EST)

    and a hole load of hot babes, I wonder if I can get SweetiePeach below decks ;-)

    Thanks JS - you know the score buddy !


    Kiss My Ass !

    Why not...... (0 replies)  
    started by sweetiepeach
    (08.17.2001 0:28:38 AM EST)

    ...just get the large economy size. It holds up to 4 tons of cocaine, a ton of marijuana, and a maximum of 100 assorted sizes of illegals...LOL!

    Kisses to my Sweetheart!! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

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