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*sigh*
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pusspuss
(06.11.2001 10:31:55 PM EST)
What does the woman expect with her tits looking that lush....mmm if i was a lesbian.....*drool*
To err is human......but to forgive is TOTALLY out of my juristiction.....
IF HE WERE A FRENCHMAN
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bigswifty
(06.07.2001 11:57:18 PM EST)
ALL HE WOULD HAVE TO DO IS SHOW HER HIS 10 INCH TOUNGE.
I LIKE MY PIE HOT, COLD OR ALAMODE!
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
Offer more money!
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kweenbee
(06.07.2001 7:37:06 PM EST)
The offer is there. Good post.
Gotta agree with Miss PK
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fixxxerny
(06.07.2001 4:17:02 PM EST)
The day a woman turns down a chance to scream is the same day you pick out her burial dress.
Well...
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GFish
(06.07.2001 1:23:57 PM EST)
It did say "all you can eat..."
HEY
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roger
(06.07.2001 7:42:33 AM EST)
A new candidate for SGWEP.
Great post portajon.. goofballs to you.
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I like clams
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sted5
(06.07.2001 4:55:38 AM EST)
bearded clams ummm nice to eat!
damn
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Jtmd
(06.07.2001 2:53:30 AM EST)
thats one of the cartoonists from playboy
Uhmm
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leadj
(06.07.2001 0:46:31 AM EST)
Behold the power of pie
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