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I see PortaJon
(4 replies)
started by
willard
(04.18.2001 10:50:50 PM EST)
is another alias for Roger...mmmm, the plot thickens
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
PK
(1 reply)
started by
GFish
(04.17.2001 4:39:22 PM EST)
Every comment of yours is about sex. I like that!
Blind? Who cares!
(2 replies)
started by
MissPK
(04.17.2001 8:54:14 AM EST)
As long as you "stick it" in the right place that is ;-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Late news clipping
(0 replies)
started by
malcom
(04.17.2001 6:07:35 AM EST)
"Two blind retards where arrested one month ago for loitering in Farmingdale.The pair (who prefer to remain anonymous) were sentenced to 30 days at the Dan Quayle House of Humour and released."
Fickin' First!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 0:25:45 AM EST)
Oh fuckin' yeah, fuckin' first. Haha. Hoho. What a waste. FUCK!
Fuckin' Funny!
(2 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 0:23:44 AM EST)
And this is fuckin' funny fuckin' how? Fuckin' A. This fuckin' site fuckin' sucks... And blow the fuckin' ads out your fuckin' ass. Fuck.
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