"I've been to war [sic]. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war." -- Bush, flat out lying in 2002.
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#119 The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
One Liners
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo.
"I hope that when this issue's gone, I'll see you when your clothes are on. Take your car, yes we will, take your car and drive. Take it to a motel room, and take 'em off in private."
Sam Gross the Cartoonist
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started by
Gnastyman
(04.01.2001 1:57:55 PM EST)
Hey, This cartoon is by illustrator Sam Gross, he's hysterical. Can anybody tell me where I can find more cartoons by Sam? Tried looking on the 'net but couldn't find any. Thanks!
How are ya?
How can that be?
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started by
tjshere
(04.01.2001 11:38:24 AM EST)
I thought women didn't do that sort of thing?
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
strike two
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started by
malcom
(04.01.2001 8:54:51 AM EST)
The bird better hope that's not Randy Johnson's wife.
First!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.01.2001 0:04:45 AM EST)
Take that, mothafuckah's!
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Nice shot!
