"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
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#223 The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
One Liners
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Whee Doggies!
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started by
howardstern
(03.09.2001 5:54:24 PM EST)
The hyoomer of this here cartune is drar than a popcorn fart! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk...
F Jackie.
it's a diary...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.09.2001 4:26:25 PM EST)
he's not sending it anywhere. . .
how
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started by
paparoach1
(03.09.2001 4:22:37 PM EST)
does he plan on sending this letter
We're going to infest
Big deal
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started by
tjshere
(03.09.2001 10:19:01 AM EST)
Let's see him give up whacking off. Then I'll be impressed.
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
First!
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started by
telefool
(03.09.2001 2:00:43 AM EST)
Hmm...I bet he got pretty good at his sand shot...until he ran out of balls and/or coconuts
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