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Hey!!
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tjshere
(03.04.2001 12:54:01 PM EST)
What's with the regular glasses? Does this guy have 2 assholes? Personally, I always use a telescope.
Hehe, nice one, Rog.
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
um
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started by
StreetImperial
(03.03.2001 0:14:34 AM EST)
I think he's got a black eye
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.
Hindsight
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started by
kweenbee
(03.02.2001 8:35:49 PM EST)
That's how I've lived my life. Isn't that the right way?
HindSight?
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started by
MissPK
(03.02.2001 10:36:07 AM EST)
You would love the sight of my hind ;-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
I will bet that
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(03.02.2001 8:26:47 AM EST)
as many assholes as he has ever looked at this is the first one that looked back at him.
I came from a tough neighborhood.
The Avon Lady was Rocky.
First
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started by
beckdaddy
(03.02.2001 0:32:30 AM EST)
That glaucoma test is going to feel weird.
Nice shot!
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Nice shot!
