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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." — Frank Zappa
Snapple Facts
#116 The largest fish is the whale shark - It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Dads's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
who the hell
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started by
paparoach1
(02.06.2001 12:51:35 PM EST)
gave that dummy 6 inches,i guess japedo felt a little lonley that night
We're going to infest
Perfect
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(02.06.2001 10:48:28 AM EST)
another method of dealing with Telemarketers.
Wood is Good!
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started by
MissPK
(02.06.2001 9:03:05 AM EST)
I wonder if his name is Woody?
*wink,giggle,blush*
Very interesting...
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started by
Seaweedy
(02.06.2001 1:08:35 AM EST)
Can a ventriloquist get in trouble with the law if his dummy makes obscene phone calls? I think I'll have a little drink of my stuff and think about this one for awhile....
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
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