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Sure, I Can Talk

By: RogerPublished: 02/11/2001
 
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My schedule suddenly freed up.

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    after all that (0 replies)
    started by RoosterCogburn
    (02.13.2001 8:41:19 AM EST)

    it turned out to be a telemarketer

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    started by Kat25
    (02.12.2001 11:03:55 PM EST)

    bad, bad, bad.

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    started by johnylingis
    (02.12.2001 7:18:28 PM EST)

    Im sick of cartoons all over this fing site why doesnt goofball just have a cartoon section!?

    that wasn't (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (02.11.2001 3:06:03 PM EST)

    all that funny

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    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (02.11.2001 10:35:29 AM EST)

    I wish I could do that...

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    started by yomomma
    (02.11.2001 0:05:25 AM EST)

    Take *that*, Wodger!

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