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jci986
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Roger
(01.29.2001 0:14:00 AM EST)
I keep noticing these little comments about me all over the site. I'm sorry but I'm not that kind of guy. You CANNOT suck my dick. Please, please stop sending me all that kiddie porn in my email too, okay?
Now find some other guy to idolize, I ain't into that shit.
I have a rain check
damn roger
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jci986
(01.26.2001 7:10:16 PM EST)
everytime you come up with a new way to trick a woman into letting you get some they always confuse you with a cop
It should be: "A bad disguise and you're SO NOT screwed."
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
TOO MANY DONUTS
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donut38
(01.26.2001 0:07:11 AM EST)
HAVE AFFECTED HIS MIND
I KNOW THE FEELING
First
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friday2k
(01.26.2001 0:06:45 AM EST)
Nice sheep ...
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I have a rain check
~Obiwan~
