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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she bought a is solar-powered flashlight!
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Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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a tuna on white?
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(01.25.2001 9:11:21 AM EST)
no self respecting sniper would eat that crap.
The look on his face ....
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started by
JbSTein2
(01.24.2001 8:33:40 AM EST)
actually looks like he is mad his momma didn't bring him a beer to go along with it!
Well Junior, at least she used Miracle Whip!
JBstein
Mamma's don't...
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started by
luvly1
(01.24.2001 1:47:11 AM EST)
...let your baby's grow up to be Cowboy's!....Boy am I in trouble! Looks like my boy!...
Kewt roger...kewt!
I heard
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started by
barnyardstyle
(01.24.2001 0:05:48 AM EST)
that Michael McDermott's mom visits him every week in prison. How sweet...
LOOKS LIKE MOMS
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started by
donut38
(01.24.2001 0:03:42 AM EST)
IN HER OWN LITTLE WORLD
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