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Whee doggies!
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started by
howardstern
(12.08.2000 5:47:37 PM EST)
Q. How do you know if a redneck is married?
A. There's chewing tobacco stains on both sides of the truck.
F Jackie.
weed is expensive
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started by
cspimp
(12.07.2000 5:29:31 PM EST)
yo....round my parts you pay 300 for an ounce of really good bud...where the hell do u guys live?
Sing along! (You know the words)
"A Drug Dealer is a person in your neighbourhood,
In your neighbourhood; in your neigh-bour-hood!
Oh, a Drug Dealer is a person in your neighbourhood....
They're the people that you meet,
When you're walking down the street.
They're the people that you meet in your neighbourhood...."
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody elses weirdo.
No Oliver..
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started by
blahblahblah2
(12.07.2000 11:03:11 AM EST)
Someone is out of touch.. An O' is a $70-$90. Maybe we should ask Suicide..
Damn, is it that much now? I remember when it was $12/oz.
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First?!?!?
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started by
mizike
(12.07.2000 0:07:25 AM EST)
I need one of those stores on my corner.
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