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OH MY GOD
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ILoveFineWomen
(12.30.2000 6:25:29 PM EST)
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Hey drugs
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TheCritic
(12.30.2000 0:16:20 AM EST)
Jimmy from Queens has the most posts on GOOFBALL!!!
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
that was...
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jci986
(12.29.2000 3:01:51 PM EST)
pretty damn lame.
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estoude1
(12.29.2000 0:00:44 AM EST)
Cute
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Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
