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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
 
 

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Cow Philosophy

By: RogerPublished: 12/10/2000
 
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Don't forget to stop and eat the roses from time to time.

Cow Philosophy

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    Gary Larson is on the phone.... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.12.2000 4:00:37 PM EST)

    ...he wants his cartoons back

    sniff... (0 replies)
    started by cspimp
    (12.12.2000 0:25:21 AM EST)

    ...all this ripping off of farside makes me want gary larson to come out of retirement.

    Kill whitey!!!!!!

    It's roger's scan? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.11.2000 10:41:02 AM EST)

    I could have sworn it was a Far Side rip-off scan

    okaaayy.... (0 replies)
    started by disposablehero
    (12.10.2000 4:00:02 PM EST)

    who DIDNT realize this was the far side?
    GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL

    PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

    I much prefer (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (12.10.2000 10:25:18 AM EST)

    Ollie's philosophy.

    E-chuta!

    Don't forget to stop (0 replies)
    started by barnyardstyle
    (12.10.2000 2:41:59 AM EST)

    and fuck the cows, sheep, and chickens.

    My philosophy... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (12.10.2000 0:47:34 AM EST)


    Take time to stop and smell the panties!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    Yeah (0 replies)  
    started by Gruff
    (12.10.2000 0:01:27 AM EST)

    Yee-Haw!



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