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... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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alloy16
(11.06.2000 11:50:35 PM EST)
good one roger.
bye with the love of GOD. is that enough i don't think so. yes, i am a sexy woman i call myself that cause i care about myself. i know ya don't care. but let have fun.
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started by
estoude1
(11.06.2000 0:00:13 AM EST)
Ah... fantasy...
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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