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Anonymous Goofball
(12.18.2000 8:11:33 AM EST)
fuck this site sux
hehehe
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Hannes
(11.05.2000 8:19:06 PM EST)
I like it - nice one Roger. :^)
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yusaku999
(11.05.2000 2:02:08 PM EST)
Almost funny. But... I'm God fearing. So I can't laugh.
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Going to hell
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hardball
(11.04.2000 7:18:22 AM EST)
The artist of this pic is going to hell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
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Today's cattle are descended from two species: wild aurochs -- fierce and agile herd animals that populated Asia, North Africa and Europe -- and eotragus -- anantelope-like, Asian forest creature.
