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Toilet Paper Troubles

By: RogerPublished: 10/27/2000
 
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    started by kitty31475
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    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (10.28.2000 12:29:30 PM EST)

    Rodger you must be really wealthy or some kind of overclocker. You need to get a life, everytime I look at this site, Rodger post, Rodger post, Rodger post. Damn dude give someone else a chance to get a post up. Have a nice day.

    Sometimes, I feel that way too... (0 replies)
    started by iluvpie
    (10.27.2000 1:38:38 PM EST)

    Then I find myself a water tower and take my trusty high powered rifle for a fun day of "Let's pick off the ugly people". It's especially funny when I get one driving a car and the car wrecks right after I put their guts on the dash. Days like that really take away that hollow feeling.

    The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.

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    started by NakedCanuck
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    ....he must be trying to tell us something. Hmmmm.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

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    started by yusaku999
    (10.27.2000 3:37:19 AM EST)

    I run out of TP.

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