"Tommy is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too. He can get things done. Action man, we call him." —Bush, referring to Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy ThompsonSource: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.06.2000 5:51:22 PM EST)
DE REAL BYE
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trevorparsons
(10.04.2000 12:17:46 PM EST)
When your sphinter muscles are as riped as mine, you can still find the buttons when the remote is up your ass. Besides, it freaks my woman out when the TV comes on for no apparent reason!
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estoude1
(10.02.2000 11:57:01 PM EST)
True!
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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