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#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
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**sings along with the Naked Man**
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SuicideKing
(09.20.2000 1:54:08 AM EST)
yeah yeah, I'm dead, I'm clappin. but what I want to know is, when do the cyborg bio units come in and transfer our minds into their system?Ryan(the §uiŠideKĪng)
"This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide...king..."
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humm..
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christina
(09.19.2000 2:17:02 PM EST)
i think there will be a fine for taking a dump very soon everyone is out for money!lolTHE BITCH WAS HERE
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Sing along!
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NakedCanuck
(09.19.2000 1:48:21 PM EST)
If you're dead and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're dead and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're dead and you know it, and you really want to show it;
If you're dead and you know it, clap your hands!The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody elses weirdo.
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Cemetaries....
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burlingtony
(09.19.2000 3:27:23 AM EST)
who needs em. I say cremation today....cremation tomorrow...cremation for-ever !Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
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