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Mom's Worst Nightmare
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/06/2000
How many times did she tell you to wear nice underwear -- it was for this moment, right here.
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They must have X-ray eyes.
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started by
snail78
(09.07.2000 11:59:16 AM EST)
The sheet is still pulled over the guy, and they're looking at his head.
Awww It’s just more crap from a culture that’s evaporating!
What do they do...
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started by
MissPK
(09.06.2000 4:08:35 PM EST)
If you don't wear ANY underwear?
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Grandma Always Told Me
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started by
cowgirl
(09.06.2000 1:47:45 PM EST)
To wear clean underwear - and by God the one time I have to go to the hospital I have on my religious undies (holy - get it?) I was really embarassed.
Geez....
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.06.2000 11:36:30 AM EST)
It's not "wear nice underwear" the saying was "Wear CLEAN underwear". It's a dumb comic, and it's even worse when the author doesn't know the real joke.
Sam
The caption should be....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(09.06.2000 10:56:54 AM EST)
"And they couldn't perform the life-saving operation.... because Mom is always right."
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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what???
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(09.06.2000 1:22:55 AM EST)
are you stupid?????????
I don't get it!
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started by
DeadManWalking
(09.06.2000 1:09:05 AM EST)
Is there a caption missing from under the cartoon or is it really just that poor?
Yesssssssssss
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skunkman
(09.06.2000 0:09:41 AM EST)
All my underwear have holes ????
So what's funny about this post ???
Waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha
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