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Pop!!!
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/27/2000
I've seen a few sets of "balloons" that looked like they were ready to pop.
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started by
showboat
(09.28.2000 8:58:07 PM EST)
Yes when I was his age I was also wondering what they were and wanted to play and touch and nibble on those things
"How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."
...when the silicone starts spurting all over the place.
Take time to stop and smell the panties.
I would
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started by
DeadManWalking
(09.27.2000 0:19:00 AM EST)
I would like to give that pair a prick too, namely mine.
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