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Phtooewy!

By: RogerPublished: 09/25/2000
 
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Always be 100% sure where that thermometer has been.

Phtooewy!

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    Gay Man Enjoys Rectal Thermometers (TRUE STORY) (0 replies)
    started by MalachaiRaven
    (09.28.2000 3:06:31 PM EST)

    I am a medical assistant. When I was in school, there was only one man in my class. He was blatantly homosexual. On our first day of class, we learned how to take vital signs, including taking temperatures. In every imaginable way. They have a fake posterior you can use, but this guy asked if we could practice on him. The sad thing is... people actually volunteered to take his temperature up his ass! The next day he came all pumped up and the teacher had decided it would be a bad idea... degrading for him. So, at a party that night at a fellow student's house, he whipped out a rectal thermometer and asked me to take his temperature. (This guy is sick!) So I did. I bet it hurt to poop that thing out.

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    (09.25.2000 3:20:43 PM EST)

    you people have never given a booty lick?????

    Oral.....Anal...... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.25.2000 6:44:37 AM EST)

    it all ends up in the same place.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

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    how cute... looks like a 2nd grader drew this in art class... kid got talent.

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