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Clever Drunk

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/11/2000
 
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I like the way this guy thinks.

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    I Hope (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (10.12.2000 9:01:00 PM EST)

    that she will be taking little things down like her panties and dress and top and becume nekkid
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    NudistLover

    This was funny Rob (0 replies)
    started by Roger
    (10.12.2000 9:20:41 AM EST)

    Smart drunk... haha

    The Meek shall inherit the earth.. ...after we're through with it.

    Ha (0 replies)
    started by MarcusHalberstram
    (10.11.2000 5:26:09 PM EST)

    What can I say? I thought it was funny.

    Is she sporting wood? (0 replies)
    started by oomdebah
    (10.11.2000 10:18:03 AM EST)

    egad! Packing more than a pistol.

    He should have said...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.11.2000 9:35:01 AM EST)

    "My cock."

    Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

    That was very funny (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (10.11.2000 5:13:09 AM EST)

    indeed.

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    You have the right to remain silent (0 replies)
    started by bjshadow
    (10.11.2000 1:19:07 AM EST)


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    THERE IS NEVER (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (10.11.2000 0:17:48 AM EST)

    A GOOD LOOKING COP AROUND WHEN YOU NEED HER

    hehe... (1 reply)
    started by bigtomato
    (10.11.2000 0:07:10 AM EST)

    thats actually kinda funny!

    Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy! I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!

    Drunk but Thinkin'! (0 replies)  
    started by seaweedy
    (10.11.2000 0:06:53 AM EST)

    Hey, I think legally she has to do it. Trouble is, if she gets 'em down can he get it up? Always a Catch-22.

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