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Elephant Mid Life Crisis

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/23/2000
 
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Actually sounds kind of similar to humans I know.

Elephant Mid Life Crisis

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    started by cspimp
    (08.27.2000 9:20:25 AM EST)

    worst shit on goofball ever

    More beans Mr. Taggert?

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    (08.26.2000 7:39:03 PM EST)

    this is my mom now, lol

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    (08.25.2000 7:12:06 AM EST)

    I agree with blahblahblah this is
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    THIS IS A "0", A ZERO, NAUGHT, NEIN, NOT.......

    Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

    With any luck... (0 replies)
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    (08.23.2000 1:17:20 AM EST)

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    What is memory is that something that Ronald Regan said

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