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A Doctor's Dilemna
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/19/2000
If you think the guy on the left feels lousy just imagine how his buddy feels.
I just get so angry when you bastards don't trim your fingernails!
I love women. I think they should all be put over a pedestal.
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deeznutz
(08.19.2000 0:50:35 AM EST)
i don't really get it but it's still stupid
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
stubborn mail
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.19.2000 0:08:40 AM EST)
why would an email be impossible to delete from one's inbox----likewise it can't be moved to a folder--it's truly a "Goofball" message---sitting there taking up space, wasting time when it's accidentally next in line----the curse of the inbox--any suggestions--
first
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  started by
Foley316
(08.19.2000 0:05:26 AM EST)
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