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Early Ebonics
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/15/2000
Here's a historical example of the fact that ebonics has been around a long time.
Note: This is actually a tin sign that you can purchase from nostalgic reproductions maker Desperate Enterprises. Search "remus" from the home page to find this one.
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What I wanna know is..
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Lauryn
(08.18.2000 2:04:13 AM EST)
where did he get that vest? I have an Uncle Remus and I know that he would just love it!
Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.
missing hand
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toungefoo
(08.16.2000 1:40:34 PM EST)
Hey what his other hand doing down there is his pants
I 'gree
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drivrelfst
(08.16.2000 1:34:57 PM EST)
pas da waaa-melon.
I 'gree
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drivrelfst
(08.16.2000 1:34:40 PM EST)
pas da waaa-melon.
damn...
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Motorheadache
(08.16.2000 1:29:32 PM EST)
People on the goofball boards have the highest tendancy to take a simple joke or somehting and blow it all out of proportion. Lighten up, damnit.
yyyeeeessssss
The Sarcasm is lost on you little boys
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.16.2000 9:53:31 AM EST)
You sure am dumb. Now getcha seffs back to schoolin, y'all hear me?
dang yeah
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.15.2000 4:20:13 PM EST)
I agree wit what bat said!
dang
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bat
(08.15.2000 10:56:43 AM EST)
heyba main whi aow ya'll mofo be makin fuhn ub my amsistahs dat aint funi i tink it be bewlsheet i duhnt c whi du fuk dat be funi das aint rite damn'b witeies shooooot
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Excuse me?
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.15.2000 10:29:45 AM EST)
Didn't anybody notice the bad spelling and bad grammar? "Dis sho' am good" should instead be "This sure is good". If we allow bad spelling and grammar to exist uncorrected, we will only encourage illiteracy.
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