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By: Anonymous
Published: 08/14/2000
Just because they wear shirts and ties doesn''t mean that they are all that bright.
Who say so?
(0 replies)
started by
taizi
(08.15.2000 2:34:38 PM EST)
Whoever told you that only smart/bright people can wear shirt and ties??
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i agree
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started by
bat
(08.15.2000 11:02:03 AM EST)
MissPK is a hottie & she certainly can make a point if ya know what i mean, i'd like to get a taste of her Pretty Kitty mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pretty Kitty..........
Love your country,Question your government.
MissPK......
(1 reply)
started by
burlingtony
(08.14.2000 1:43:56 PM EST)
is getting more interesting than the postings.
Explode? Yes it is!
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.14.2000 11:28:46 AM EST)
Now fill a bucket with water and throw your computer in there and wait in the corner until the bomb squad arrives.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
It's true...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.14.2000 10:19:52 AM EST)
People really are this stupid
Oh C'mon!
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started by
MissPK
(08.14.2000 10:02:20 AM EST)
If he really thought his computer was going to blow he would get closer NOT back away, DUH!!
1st
(0 replies)
started by
h8suall
(08.14.2000 0:00:23 AM EST)
Suckers
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