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hmmmm
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snail78
(08.11.2000 4:05:26 AM EST)
So that's why Santa smelled funny at the mall. My mom told me that he had a cold and I was smelling medicine on his breath.
You better not pout...
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started by
oliverclozoff
(08.11.2000 0:07:21 AM EST)
You better not cry,
You better be good,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Clause is dead.
There is no frustration without hope.
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