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#95 Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
Chicken Fried Steak
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/09/2000
This would be a hell of a twist if it ever happened to us.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I hate chickens
(0 replies)
started by
bat
(08.09.2000 8:22:43 AM EST)
they piss me off
Love your country,Question your government.
Not me...
(0 replies)
started by
oliverclozoff
(08.09.2000 1:47:04 AM EST)
I ordered the chicken-fried CHICKEN. Now get your ass back in the kitchen and jump in the grease!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Um...
(0 replies)
started by
fish325
(08.09.2000 1:45:03 AM EST)
Check please.
over here!
(0 replies)
started by
SuzieQ
(08.09.2000 0:11:32 AM EST)
it was me.
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