"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
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Yo Mama ...
so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it-we're closed.
Home Safety
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/06/2000
There is a new form of home safety this will help the men concentrate on the game.
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thatcuteguy
(08.06.2000 0:27:15 AM EST)
oh, jethro is such a card! he wouldn't dare hit his own aunt-wife. they are madly in love!!
whore
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thatcuteguy
(08.06.2000 0:22:54 AM EST)
oh, jethro is such a card! he wouldn't dare hit his own aunt-wife. they are madly in love
whore
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h8suall
(08.06.2000 0:04:22 AM EST)
LOL
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In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up but no channel 1.
