"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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#203 Atlantic salmon are capable of leaping 15 feet high.
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so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
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Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.31.2000 1:45:11 PM EST)
It has been very hot here, but today has been nice eventhough the wind has been blowing. Cory and Cody have to meet some guy in Guymon tomorrow at 2:00, so soon after that we will start home.
Jared
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.
fuck im second
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prettyfly
(08.31.2000 1:16:02 AM EST)
fuck you all
im fucking 2nd on this shit
jezus
w0000
you know what?
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XorsistXtreme
(08.31.2000 0:29:07 AM EST)
If his hands were cold enough, ice cream would come out! And if you're wondering, yes I am an idiot.
FIRST AGAIN
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crazyden
(08.31.2000 0:05:26 AM EST)
THIS HAPPENED TO A FRIEND OF MINE AT THE PROCTOLOGIST
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Today's cattle are descended from two species: wild aurochs -- fierce and agile herd animals that populated Asia, North Africa and Europe -- and eotragus -- anantelope-like, Asian forest creature.
