"If you find a neighbor in need, you're responsible for serving that neighbor in need, you're responsible for loving a neighbor just like you'd like to love yourself." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on the Economy," Sept. 16, 2002
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"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I'veforgotten this before." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
Yo Mama ...
so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
One Liners
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.
good cartoon!
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Logan17
(07.16.2000 1:05:11 AM EST)
fuck the guy who gave it a one!
LoGaN
I can't believe it!
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estoude1
(07.16.2000 0:04:24 AM EST)
I'm finally first! They're putting suff out earlier every day!
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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