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Date Rape -- Doggie Style
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/30/2000
This dog is a DOG, trying to get into her collar on the first date. Do you think he'll call her a "bitch" if he doesn't get any?
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TO bjshadow
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NudeForSatan
(07.01.2000 12:54:40 PM EST)
I've submitted lots of shit bucko! but I can't get a FUCKING witness. I've tried to contribute some hardcore feral shit in the unsensored section but was informed by the goofball ‘thought police' that my material was too explicit because they claimed the Japanese girl involved was forced against her will to eat shit. My rebuttal is that she was just roleplaying, and a good actress at that! Emy award winning stuff.......Fucking amateurs.
TO bjshadow
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started by
NudeForSatan
(07.01.2000 12:53:30 PM EST)
I've submitted lots of shit bucko! but I can't get a FUCKING witness. I've tried to contribute some hardcore feral shit in the unsensored section but was informed by the goofball ‘thought police' that my material was too explicit because it was claimed the Japanese girl involved was forced against her will to eat shit. My rebuttal is that she was just roleplaying, and a good actress at that! Emy award winning stuff.......Fucking amateurs.
Submit
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started by
bjshadow
(06.30.2000 5:49:36 PM EST)
If you guys have anything better, then submit it! Most of the stuff here is submitted by the members.
TOTAL AND UTTER CRAP!
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started by
NudeForSatan
(06.30.2000 0:15:05 AM EST)
I think the staff at goofball have lost the plot, this cartoon is certainly not at the cut-throat edge of champagne comedy, actually it's quite the opposite............total and utter crap.
this sucks
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started by
cactusjack0
(06.30.2000 0:13:38 AM EST)
im first and this sucks >:|
SuCK IT
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