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    pandy (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.26.2000 2:16:35 PM EST)

    what do you call three tampons walking down the street? nothing they are all stuck up cunts

    Mine isn't!! (0 replies)
    started by SlimBakon
    (06.26.2000 2:23:28 AM EST)

    Ohh yea cum here baby

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    started by showboat
    (06.24.2000 8:11:40 AM EST)

    well since his penis is scared maybe he should go in head first since he is small and short, but it wouldnt help her reach orgasm

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    started by cartmansam
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    i would would be to,what a ugly fatass

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