"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
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Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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Get em Drunk
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started by
wimpyherring
(06.30.2000 6:40:14 PM EST)
Liquor in the front and Poker in the rear
Hey PK...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.22.2000 10:44:25 PM EST)
...under the table, under the desk, as long as you're not underage!
helllll yea
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started by
showboat
(06.22.2000 10:31:46 PM EST)
Every Woman is at least 1 drink away to sleep with anyone.....
NudistLover
METAL
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.22.2000 8:41:25 PM EST)
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Hey all...
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KaOz
(06.22.2000 3:22:08 PM EST)
My name is Giancarlo. 17/M/Toronto... contact me if you wanna chat.
Ciao.
"It is better to be hated for something that you do, then to be hated for something that you do not do".
- Kendra Jade (Female Porn Star)
Usually...
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started by
misspk
(06.22.2000 10:58:46 AM EST)
...two drinks and I lose all inhibitions, I think this one would put me under the table! *hic*
*wink,giggle,blush*
drink up baby
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started by
Roger
(06.22.2000 0:58:16 AM EST)
It's paid for...
hahahaha
Let's ROCK!!
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