"We've had a great weekend here in the land of the enchanted."—Bush, referring to New Mexico, "The Land of Enchantment" Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Jobs and Growth in Albuquerque," May 12, 2003
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teeth are is so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
One Liners
Q: What do you call a German tampon? A: a Twatstika.
YO
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NotoriousVIN
(11.14.2000 11:45:54 PM EST)
How u Doin?
Vinno Skinno
Good one Hoojib
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started by
Kat25
(06.21.2000 12:28:07 PM EST)
*sitting back, laughing*
Kat
Not only that...
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Hoojib
(06.19.2000 2:50:04 PM EST)
We also have learned how `Sneezy' got *his* name..
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We also know, now - why Grumpy, always is..
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..and why Happy, is so damn happy..
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..this also proves how wasted Snow White is, as she's now feelin' Dopey..
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..but Mickey Mouse is just gonna stop sleepin' with the Coke Ho' - it's because she's Fuckin' Goofy!
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What do y'all think? - C'mon, don't be Bashful.. Or they ,ight have to `Doc' `ya...
wow
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XorsistXtreme
(06.19.2000 0:30:06 AM EST)
cool I want that much sugar. what? its not sugar you say? ok then
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