"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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#214 Giraffes can link their own eyes.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
One Liners
Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to.
STUPID
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started by
97Civic
(07.31.2000 10:05:25 PM EST)
this isn't funny
Goofball.com RULES
great pictures
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started by
crofty
(06.04.2000 12:08:27 PM EST)
get some more funny things
Yo momma
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started by
KiddShady
(06.03.2000 1:26:54 AM EST)
lips is so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.
that's one way
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started by
pinkclit
(06.02.2000 3:36:55 PM EST)
to get a penis enlargement
kewl
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started by
Ajetski69
(05.31.2000 10:46:04 PM EST)
Damn! that looks like it hurt. but i would have been better if he gotten head. i have in a elevator!!!
UNIONIST KILLER
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 10:33:49 PM EST)
Feic Trimble and his Jaffa Thugs
hey
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started by
puppylove
(05.31.2000 9:25:02 PM EST)
this was a very funny joke and i hope u make some more.
daniela ruiz
Hahahahahahahaha
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 7:34:59 PM EST)
Serves the stupid fucker right, I say
ok?
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started by
CSTsquanto
(05.31.2000 6:55:18 PM EST)
This was alright....Ijust wish for the view from the inside of the elevator next time.
Alright
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started by
bruiser53
(05.31.2000 6:11:27 PM EST)
It's alright but the couloring sucks. I'd like to see some better graphics
Bruiser53
this sucks
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 1:04:16 PM EST)
you shiut heads this is not funny at all
Funny, but...
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started by
SuicideKing
(05.31.2000 12:54:20 PM EST)
this looks like someone colored it with cheap crayons on a napkin while waiting for their meal or something..lol
Is this from Highlights Magazine?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 12:42:22 PM EST)
what the hell!?! Where is Goofus and Gallant?
no one
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 2:42:18 AM EST)
i woke up in an elevator with my hand taped to 7th floor button.
what?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 2:26:36 AM EST)
did robnoxious draw this himself?
OUCH!!!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 2:08:42 AM EST)
damn that hurt
Once...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(05.31.2000 0:12:03 AM EST)
...I had a chick go down on me in an elevator.
;o)
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