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rudiger64
(05.08.2001 8:09:01 PM EST)
i like it i have 4 kids
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ericrules2001
(12.18.2000 8:02:56 AM EST)
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TODDRUPLE
(05.30.2000 5:59:11 PM EST)
I REGESTERD JUST SO I COULD MAKE THIS COMENT THIS NEW GOOFBALL SUCKS NOW I WILL NEED TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LAUGH BYE BYE YOUR GREED WILL GET YOU IN THE END BYE BYE.
damn condoms
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BIGJOEL
(05.30.2000 1:16:26 AM EST)
just tell her youre wearing it, unless shes a skank you picked up off the street, then wear one, and if she gets pregnant, if you leave town real quiet and quick no one will notice
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wikidclown
(05.28.2000 7:57:24 AM EST)
I go to the high school cause I gotta have it, lookin at all the girls and fuckin like a jack rabbit.
Registering sucks- I'm never coming back to Goofba
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 11:16:11 AM EST)
Go to www.ernieshouseofwhoopass.com
much better thanthis new design and registering shit
Guess who this is
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 1:35:42 AM EST)
just in case you forgot, here is a hint: FUCK ALL YOU NIG GERS!!!!!!!!
Paul
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 0:09:55 AM EST)
1st, second can lick my ass
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