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Goldfish funerals

By: AnonymousPublished: 05/11/2000
 
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Kinda like a Mafia funeral, dont you think?

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    2nd (0 replies)
    started by DeaddyBear
    (05.11.2001 11:28:50 PM EST)

    And I dont care about first. I only got it once and frankly, there ain't anything special about it. :(

    JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID

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    started by ceo4lyfe
    (05.24.2000 8:02:17 PM EST)

    this is stupid but i'm first

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