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	George W. Bush
	"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004

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	"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." — Jan King

	Snapple Facts
	#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.

	Yo Mama ...
	... is so fat, When she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!

	One Liners
	Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.

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	I Hate To Admit It But... it's happened to me once or twice. I'm an o-O-old ... 01.06.2009 My Kind Of Evening... Just watching the game with some friends. Lol. ... 01.05.2009 Hey... This Happened To Me Too... but then the alarm clock went off and woke me up. ... 01.04.2009 Sometimes It's A Drag Running... into old friends. 12.26.2008

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One Year Ago
	Getting Old Sucks No really, it does ... 01.06.2008 One Out Of Four People Are you the one? ... 01.05.2008 Boxing Hall Of Fame Reminds me of Verizon's commercial - "Can you hear ... 01.05.2008 Aquaman I guess the Flash has been there and gone ... 01.04.2008

Two Years Ago
	Computerized Rock BC is one of my favorite cartoon strips ... 01.06.2007 Counting Sheep If the redneck sees this he'll cry ... 01.05.2007 So, You Want Kids You're going about it all wrong ... 01.04.2007 Blind Cat I thought it was the mice that were blind ... 01.03.2007

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	UFOs, JFK and Elvis

	Goofball Facts
	Contrary to popular belief, lightning strikes from the ground upwards, not from the sky downwards!