"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." —Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
Random Quote
"That bomb can never detonate, and I say that as an explosives expert." —Admiral Leray about the Atom Bomb
Snapple Facts
#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
Yo Mama ...
is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
One Liners
Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
That's some nasty pee-stained underware. Fudgey-striped as well.
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