"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
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hello my love
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(01.28.2001 6:15:13 AM EST)
chou? chou raeyak fina ;)
Remember the days...
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started by
yusaku999
(10.29.2000 11:48:04 PM EST)
I think that anyone that's been on AOL had days like that. I hate my life.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
It's not true! I swear!
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started by
Namdren
(08.24.2000 3:54:35 AM EST)
hehe, even I'm not THAT much of anerd IRL :P (spell my name backwards to get the mini-joke..)
- Namdren
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