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mmm
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stupidfuck
(12.27.2000 6:01:00 PM EST)
i love animals.....they're de-fuckin-licious!
jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
mmm
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started by
stupidfuck
(12.27.2000 6:00:53 PM EST)
i love animals.....they're de-fuckin-licious!
jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
Yuck!
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dickybird
(12.03.2000 3:00:27 PM EST)
Hate to say it, but I think cats are cool creatures, so I find this offensive - but it is funny in a very sick way.....
hmm...
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oxbrain
(12.02.2000 5:17:58 PM EST)
I usually just shave a pussy before I eat it.
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
Wait a minute.
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(12.02.2000 8:24:34 AM EST)
You have got to skin them first, then baste with kikomann's, and tenderize. I learned that from working in a Chinese restaurant.
Cat are yumalicious.
eeeeewww
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StreetImperial
(12.02.2000 3:31:27 AM EST)
the dripping blood is an excellent detail.
I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
il gatto
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.27.2000 7:15:08 PM EST)
ti voglio bene
yum
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kdebonair
(09.18.2000 10:34:13 PM EST)
for once in my life, I can think of nothing witty to respond with.
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