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"I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."-On abortion, Hardball, MSNBC; May 31, 2000
 
 

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"One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?"
— Darrell Royal, Texas football coach, asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season resulted from poor physical conditioning (1966)
 
 

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#86 Until the 19th century solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
 
 

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My Kind Of Evening...
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Hey... This Happened To Me Too...
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Sometimes It's A Drag Running...
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Published : 12.26.2008

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Christmas Surprise
I guess the women are happy about this ...
Published : 12.25.2008

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It's Nice To Give The Gift...
That keeps on giving. Lol. ...
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You Need To Get A...
Good handle on ALL your assets, What with the world ...
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I Think I'd...
rather be scalped!!! Lol. ...
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A Question For The Ladies...
what size is considered perfect for this kind of activity??? ...
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The Magic Of Santa
It's amazing what his little old magic dust can do ...
Published : 12.20.2008

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I Guess We All...
get through the Holidays in our own way. Lol. ...
Published : 12.20.2008

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The World Sure Is Changing...
The other day the weather girl was sporting one of ...
Published : 12.19.2008

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Always Take Care Of Your Woman...
If she wants something, get it for her... before ...
Published : 12.18.2008

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This Is What Happens When...
You don't believe in Santa ...
Published : 12.17.2008

Rate: 4.00
Celebrate The Holidays
You'll have a warm feeling ...
Published : 12.16.2008

Rate: 4.00
With Any Luck That Will...
be me in my sunset years. Waaahahaha! ...
Published : 12.15.2008

Rate: 4.00
Santa Mishap
Some people need to feel different so they create ...
Published : 12.14.2008

Rate: 0.00
I Bet That Will...
cause your sphincter to pucker. Waaahahaha! ...
Published : 12.13.2008

Rate: 4.00
The Taxman
Cummeth! ...
Published : 12.12.2008

Rate: 4.00
Christmas Stockings
Looks like one nun is having fun, son. ...
Published : 12.11.2008

Rate: 4.00
What Can I Say...
I Must Obey! ...
Published : 11.25.2008

Rate: 4.00
I Don't Know About You But...
I always appreciate a hot meal after a hard day's ...
Published : 11.24.2008

Rate: 1.77
This Is Something I Would Do...
and I'd get about the same reaction too. Lol. ...
Published : 11.23.2008

Rate: 2.30
I Had An Uncle Who Said He Was Going To Come Back As A Bicycle Seat...
He used a unique cologne so I always check for it. ...
Published : 11.22.2008

Rate: 4.00
Honesty In The Pageants...
would be really refreshing. Lol. ...
Published : 11.21.2008

Rate: 2.43
This Get My...
mouth to waterin' already. ...
Published : 11.20.2008

Rate: 1.86
He Doesn't Suffer From Premature Ejaculation...
SHE does! ...
Published : 11.19.2008

Rate: 3.73
I'm Always Looking For A Great Sale.
I love getting value for my money. Lol. ...
Published : 11.18.2008

Rate: 3.73
Man! Is This What...
we have to look forward to in the future? ...
Published : 11.17.2008

Rate: 2.50
No Need To Worry...
It's only a wrong number. Waaahahaha! ...
Published : 11.16.2008

Rate: 2.11

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