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A Sexual Perception
Well, he's right . . . but not exactly what he has ...
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Yankees Go Home
Congrats to the Yankees.
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I WAS AFRAID THE RADIATION WOULD MAKE ME STERILE. ...
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Cold
Patriots beat the Titans 59-0 ...
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Old And New
It's all the same. ...
Published : 10.30.2009

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Male Prostitute
What all women look for. ...
Published : 10.29.2009

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The Difference Between Windows And Linux
My feelings exactly. ...
Published : 10.28.2009

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How To Sove The Rubik Cube
It's my method and it works might fine. Try it. ...
Published : 10.27.2009

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Another Hard Day At The Office
I'm quite busy lately ...
Published : 10.04.2009

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New Antiseptic
This cartoon originated nearly 3 months ago in Scotland ...
Published : 10.03.2009

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Father And Son Talk
The bees are no fun either ...
Published : 10.02.2009

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Theoreticians
You are lucky that someone hasn't thrown you out of ...
Published : 10.01.2009

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You Can Bank On It
Portrait of a jailed banker ...
Published : 09.30.2009

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Butterflies
I can never get away from that crazy neighbor of mine ...
Published : 09.29.2009

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Froggy Went A Courtin'
My money's on the frog ...
Published : 09.28.2009

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Dinosaur Moms
Why should they be any different than regular moms ...
Published : 09.27.2009

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The bad news is you've only got about 3 months to ...
Published : 09.26.2009

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Make A Wish
You don't have to wish for cleavage anymore, just ...
Published : 09.25.2009

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Noah's Love Boat
The rabbits are having a good time I bet ...
Published : 09.24.2009

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Sex Education
I cringe at the thought ...
Published : 09.23.2009

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The Wishing Well
Suicide is the longest commitment ever ...
Published : 09.22.2009

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Cave Doodles
Another thing that's not so amazing is if 2 women ...
Published : 09.21.2009

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Lipstick On A Chicken?
In the rant section they were wearing boxing gloves ...
Published : 09.20.2009

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Breakfast In Bed
3 guesses as to who cleans up the mess ...
Published : 09.19.2009

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Job Application For Ikea
Have a seat as soon as you're done ...
Published : 09.18.2009

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No Death Penalty
But wouldn't this constitute cruel & unusual punishment? ...
Published : 09.17.2009

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