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George W. Bush
 
"Because we acted, torture rooms are closed, rape rooms no longer exist, mass graves are no longer a possibility in Iraq." —Bush, remarks at "Ask President Bush" event, Michigan, May 3, 2004
 
 

Random Quote
 
"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."
— Richard Nixon
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so hairy she's got Afro's on her nipples!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common?
A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
 
 



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Goofball would like to thank the following people for their help, support, and / or guidance at some point in the site's life which started in November of 1998 ...

Join the Blahblah Network! Hagai Yardeny, "The Bla Man", Co-founder and Chairman of the Blah-Blah Network. Hagai and the entire staff at the Blah-Blah Network, have been nothing but fair and supportive or our efforts for a site with such a "different" type of content, which usually scares most "traditional" advertising companies to some degree. Blah-Blah recognizes the passion we as creators and you as users have put into this site and see great value in it. Check out Hagai being interviewed about his business here.
Mason Headquarters Jon Swartz, the creator of Mason, the Perl library that works so efficiently with the mod_perl add in to the Apache web server. The dynamic nature of this site would make things extremely difficult for us to accomplish without the use of Mason in our configuration. Jon has always been of great help when we're at the end of our rope with one of our more technically challenging problems.
Mike Baker, from HighRadiation.com, who put together our new design for us. If you need a site design and not sure how you want it to look. Mike's your man. Also in his free time, whenever that is, he runs a kick ass site over at www.cloud10.org. Check out his fancy Flash work in the Uncensored Section.
The staff at Web2010 our hosting providers. They've gone through all of our growing pains with us and have been supportive of our efforts from the beginning.
Rob Malda, aka Commander Taco, from Slashdot.org. Slashdotn addition to being one of favorite technical resource sites, has been a big inspiration to us for creating some of the community elements of Goofball.com. Rob has also been personally very generous with his time in giving us a few pieces of key advice when we really needed it.

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President Obama?
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