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George W. Bush
 
"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
— sign in a Budapest zoo
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#63 The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: How can you tell when a boy becomes a man in Afghanistan?
A: When his diaper moves from his ass to his head.
 
 



33,004 articles January 6, 2009 557,473 postings



We've been working hard to spread the word about the hilarious content on Goofball.com. Follow our daring exploits and read through out press releases, radio interviews, and advertisements. Hint: Click the images on the left for the links.

A press release we released regarding the our growth in registered users. Written by VirtualJul.

A mention in IbizInterviews.com

A press release we released regarding the presidential election. Very important policital information was discussed in this one. Written by VirtualJul.

A press release we released this after joining the aka network in October 2000. It was written by our very own VirtualJul.

Our virgin press release. We released this after relaunching the new version of the site in June 2000. It was written by our very own VirtualJul and it was even picked up by Yahoo Finance.

Our virgin radio interview. JSkills and Robnoxious are devirginized live on NY's WNEW FM by evening DJs Ron & Fez. It ended up getting a little violent and goes down in Ron and Fez history as the "Breakup of Goofball.com." It was rebroadcast a few days later to make sure to rub some salt in our healing wounds.

Howard Stern talks about Goofball.com one morning on NY's WXRK FM (KROCK) radio. He sounds so cheery and enthused, doesn't he? Can you believe we actually paid for this piece of shit read?

Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talkin' up Goofball.com.

Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talkin' up Goofball.com again.

Opie and Anthony on NY's WNEW FM radio talk about Goofball.com once more.

Leslie Gold, the "Radio Chick" on NY's WNEW FM radio talks about Goofball.com with her cronies. And yes, she is a hottie and we want to touch her heiney.

The ad WXRK FM (KROCK) produced for us using the smooth voice of DJ Will Pendarvis.
An interview conducted by the webmaster of the fine educational website for the School of Ass.

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President Obama?
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Jackie Kennedy Onassis was secretly a chain smoker!