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What are the benefits of Membership?

You will be able to view all of the premium content areas of content, including all of the cartoons, photos, celebrity mugshots, games, and video files you can handle.
You get the benefit of having suggestions from all of the other Goofballs at your fingertips on what the best content is. Our humor content archive is one of the LARGEST on the Net (it's HUGE!) and has been updated daily since 1998. Each file on the site has been rated by and commented on by thousands of users.
You get your own Goofball Fans page, complete with an area to display your personal info, your picture, show your site statistics (your submissions, message posts, your content rating average), as well as a personal message board that you can adminstrate.
You get your own Goofball File Cabinet - a place to store your all-time favorite content items from the site.
My.Goofball - a personalized homepage of all Goofball content available. You pick and choose the content and the layout you'd like to see on your customizable Goofball homepage.
The ability to actively participate in the site and its amazing community as it grows in real time. You can submit your favorite files, rate the content you see and leave comments on each page. And you will get your own Goofball identity (username) that is all your own. There are no imposters or anonymous cowards here anymore.
You will have access to Goofball's Message Forums and Chat Area.
Of course, you will have the ability to view the infamous Uncensored Section, which alone offers more for the price of registration than most sites.
Finally, we promise that as a paid member you WILL NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH POP-UP/POP-UNDER ADS. We hate them as much as anyone.

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