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Toilet Paper Grater

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 05/29/2004
 
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For all your tough ass friends. This is actually how that no frills toilet paper feels.

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    Toilet Paper For Unwanted Guests (0 replies)
    started by babybear
    (09.09.2006 11:39:46 PM EST)


    Looks GRATER than the brand I use.

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    started by thecritic
    (05.29.2004 0:48:43 AM EST)


    My poor hemorrhoids

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