The Western Wall
By: thegrandpatron	Published: 01/21/2002
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau has an apartment overlooking the Western Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old bearded Jewish man praying vigorously. Certain he would be a good interview subject, the journalist goes down to the Wall and introduces herself to the old man. She asks, "You come every day to the Wall. Sir, how long have you done that and what are you praying for?" The old man replies, "I have come here to pray every day for 25 years. In the morning I pray for world peace and for the brotherhood of man. I go home have a cup of tea, and I come back and pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth. And very, very important, I pray for peace and understanding between the Israelis and Palestinians." The journalist is impressed. "How does it make you feel to come here every day for 25 years and pray for these wonderful things?" she asks. The old man replies, calmly, "Like I'm talking to a fucking wall." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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hahahaha (0 replies) started by roger (02.23.2002 10:33:28 PM EST) but he does it anyway.. dumb ass Just protecting my sheep

Hahahahahaaha! (0 replies) started by kweenbee (01.21.2002 10:32:19 PM EST) That's one old boy that calls a spade a spade. Love the country, live to pee outside!

This was about...... (0 replies) started by mickofleeds (01.21.2002 3:42:25 PM EST) as funny as getting an arrow in the neck...and finding a gas bill tied to it !!! Hello....I am Mick

Not funny and way too long ! (0 replies) started by marvin (01.21.2002 2:30:33 PM EST) Geez you think they'd post something half decent here, this stinks ! "Hahahahahahaha" I have to say that or I get in trouble. LMAO

Excellent Joke (5 replies)   started by robnoxious (01.21.2002 0:36:57 AM EST) Definately one of my favorites. :-) A definate keep that has been added to my file cabinet. Robnoxious

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