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	"I'm sure there's a lot of people frightened — biotechnology is a long wordand it sounds — they may say, well, I don't know if I'm smart enough to bein biotechnology, or it sounds too sophisticated to be in biotechnology." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., on Nov. 7, 2003

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