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"The only time I want to talk to a woman when I'm naked is if I'm on top of her or she's on top of me." — Former Tigers pitcher Jack Morris on female sportswriters
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... is so fat, She uses the swimming pool as a toilet!
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much
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bigjohn2
(03.06.2006 9:18:19 PM EST)
better than that damn oscar trophy
uhmm
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leadj
(03.06.2006 9:07:32 AM EST)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nice speech rob
Good thing
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obiwan
(03.06.2006 3:33:49 AM EST)
they used paint to cover the tits, otherwise this should have been on uncensored.
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